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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Who put poison in my drink?!

I hate being sick! Ok. Who doesn't. But still, from my perspective I'm more important than the rest of you, so please feel sorry for me.

Anyway, I had a, otherwise, great weekend with our Coach Johan Storåkers here in Gibraltar. Starting with the house warming party of Johan (Renner), ending with a steak at Gauchos tonight. Well, at least everyone but me. I tried to eat a Ceasar Salad but failed miserably... I had like three bites and then I was full. Weird, considering I only ate 5 Yoghurts the last 48 hours.

"Fuck this, I've had enough!"

Okay, eating antibiotics for over two months is not fun. First, I can't drink, then I can't eat and now I can't eat again! I am suppose to take this shit until the next appointment, which should have been two weeks ago, but I haven't heard anything. This shit is doing me more harm than good. Actually, more harm than what I'm actually taking it for!

"Where are my four little friends?!"

Someone got a little bit drunk last Friday... or some people. Or.. everyone but me! :( It was the coolest party EVER and I couldn't drink! DAMN DAMN DAMN! I hate when that happens!

Oh yes, there were many more people than what is seen in the pictures below ;) It was NOT a sausage fest!



Oh, yes - the quote is from Vlada when she lost her glass of Sangria, containing "four little friends" (pieces of fruit). Some people tend to get quite cute when they are drunk, don't you think? ;)

As someone might kill me, I will only put a few pictures out from the party, but if you ask nicely, I might show you some really funny images of my flat mate ;)

"Wow, this one has both sex and violence! Bi-winning!"

I just watched the first episode of the new sitcom "Game of Thrones". It was pretty good actually. I really like the concept and it really has this special feeling. Not only because Boromir is in it, but also because it's pretty much uncensored violence and sex, making it really authentic!

I highly recommend this one... it's like "the new Heroes" or something. Speaking of popularity potential, not about super powers.



Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Hot, high and wet...

Summer has come! We had our first really hot days here in Gibraltar. Of course we spent them at the pool, what did you think?! Sugar has started to have some really weird effect on me by the way... I should warn you guys. Really, I'm not kidding.


On the Saturday Qixiang, Vlada and I did something on main street... can't remember what. Wait. Yes! We ate Tapas at this place and realized we were 10p short on the bill. Well, fortunately we walk pretty fast, so they didn't catch our little cheeky trick. To celebrate that we saved 10p, we hit the pool area in Kings Warf. Awesome.


Qixiang hit his head in the bottom. Quite funny... for me at least. :)

"Strike again!? Let's bust the mother fuckers knees!"

On the Saturday evening, after trying out the pool, we had a Swedish gathering. We met these crazy swedes, with some crazy attitudes. Don't get me wrong, I liked them all! Especially the funny little girls one of the chicks brought with her. Probably in the same age as Pelle and Natalie's kids... maybe they will get along. It's about time they get some girlfriends anyways.

Aaaanyway! I was the second best bowler, after this damn Thomas guy... son of a bitch. I was tempted to just "slip" and accidentally throw my bowling ball towards his knees. What? You think I'm a bad loser?! FUCK YOU!

After the bowling, we hit the fabulous restaurant Gilberto's or whatever it's called. Kebab place. Rebecca's idea. Then it was time to go premium bear hunting (yeah, I actually mean BEAR). I think the place is called The Anchor Bar, on the back side of Water Gardens. A Swedish really awesome, bear looking guy owned the place. Gave us free shots, he did!

"Håkan, give me more money!"

Of course, I didn't have anymore money, so I had my bitch pay for me. That's how I roll.

Had an awesome time though!

"We need to get the retarded bird out of there!"

The next day we all pretty much went to the pool all day, after enjoying an English Breakfast at Lord Nelsons of course and then an nice ice cream in the sun.


Really hot weather. Both me and Johan contaminated the pool as well... finding this RETARDED SON OF A BIRD! Apparently it was trapped in between some stuff. We tried to discuss how to get it out, but realized we care about our eyes too much and went back to the sun bathing chairs thingys. Fortunately some dude came later with a net and got the bastard out of there. Cool.


That's all! Oh yes. On Thursday I'm playing the national championships in badminton with Jun. Wish us luck!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Alone with three girls...

Okay, I know that I'm almost as frequent as Santa Claus with my blogging, but there has been too much at work lately... so I'll blame that this time. Anyways, this time I'll talk a bit about my quality time with my three favorite girls.

On a side note: Poker is going awesome atm. Check my graph for March!


Last Saturday we... or Quisqueya decided that it was time to go shopping in Algeciras with Jun. Vlada and I tagged along, since the weather was okay and it has been some time since we did some shopping. We took the bus from La Linea, which was pretty nice, since you could just take some time to sleep. That's at least what Jun did. She passed out in like 1 second. "Switch off!" like Quisqueya said.

"Watch it or they will shit on you!"

After getting lost in Algerciras, we pass this dumpster area where they dump all the fish. Not so surprisingly there were quite a few seagulls swarming the place. Pretty much a mine field for anyone who tried to pass through. Don't worry guys, WE MADE IT!

After asking a few old ladies and a man that no one listened to, we got some directions to get to this Corte Ingles or whatever it's called. Huge shopping center with lots of stuff to buy... for girls at least. At the bottom floor there was an area for guys, but they had pretty much just spread out the same shit everywhere. Not much to choose from. Maybe 5 different kinds of 'decent' shirts and 7 pairs of 'decent' pants. I ended up buying one shirt, one pair of pants and finally a pair of sunglasses.

"Hey, I paid like half of what I should have!"

Fortunately, they had some kind of huge sale, so I paid like half of what I should have. I had no idea! What a win! With happy faces (well... at least me and Vlada, since Jun and Quisqueya _still_ couldn't decide what underwear to buy) I asked Jun "OEH BU OEH!" and she answered "OEH!" which means she is hungry.

"This tastes like shit! I will never eat here again!"

After this we strolled around in the town taking pictures and ate some ice cream. I also baught another shirt from a chinese guy that had EXACTLY one, long, shaft of beard (is this how you say it?) coming out from his chin... lol, "chin-ese" :D






After this we went home. Vlada and I were pretty tired, so we took it easy the rest of the evening. The bed has never felt as good...

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